Larry Miller's Five Levels of Drinking

Well said Mr. Hopper, and well-written by David Lynch, who's 1986 outing Blue Velvet served as something of a re-launching pad for Dennis Hopper's career.  So crack open a Pabst this weekend (the hell with Heineken) and see where the night takes you.  Level 4? Level 5?  Take it up with Larry Miller and make your choice.